My bike is better than your back

“My bike is better than your bike”
“No way” Complains marrie
“It is mine has 45 gears”
“Well mine has a trillion gears”
“Mine has infant gears and no matter what you say I will have more gears”
“Well mine has….”
“Still more remember”
“Well mine flew to mars and met aliens and I was on it”
“Oh yeah well mine flew to another universe and met people that looked just like us just had different hair colors also different color of close and I’ve also have been to were ever you been but first”
“WELL mine took me to……”
“Remember”
“Well you know what I have to say about that”
“NO what?”
“My unicycle is better than your unicycle”